I Have Services In My Pocket

And I wrote them myself!

I have to say that as a Software Developer, things have never been better. Even more, as a Mobile Software Developer. It is fucking great! As FZ said during a monologue in Call Any Vegetable:

If there's anybody here who doesn't believe that it is fucking great to be alive, I wish they would go now, because This Show will bring them down so much....

Then they kick into a line from God Bless America, but that's another story.

Anyway, to all you iPhone developers, good luck Sucking Apple's Dick to get that going on their platform. I'm sure They think you are Not Good Enough to be allowed the hallowed privilege of getting down in the system to do something all-the-time.

And by-the-by, I am talking about stuff in Java, not obscure whateverness. I am happy to live in the managed code Matrix.

You can't see, but I'm sticking my tongue out at y'all and flipping you the bird. I have my own services running my pocket, and you don't, and just fuck off! Unless, of course, you want the same thing, then Welcome Aboard!

Braveheart

I love one particular scene from this movie, and now that Oracle is acquiring Sun, I just played this back in my head:

Java The Language:

What's that Lord?

to Java Mobile Edition:

He says I'm going to be Okay, but He's pretty sure You're Fucked!

I am totally convinced, since I now have a revenue stream, thanks to Google Android Market.

If I was in shit-hole Java Mobile-land, I would still be saving up for a CA Certificate.

Thanks Sun! You gave us Java, now get the fuck out and enjoy your slow death at the hands of your Spanish Acquisition.