Tuesday, September 18, 2007

What Happens in Vegas, Stays Off Corporate Servers!

This post contains descriptions of nudity and adult language. Reader discretion is advised.

I tell you, it pays to share an office with members of IT Operations, and this is why....

I was busily typing away at some NUnit test cases, when my office-mate exclaimed (she was trying to free up some space on a corporate file server), "Oh my God!"

My mind immediately sank to the gutter. "You found porn!?" I asked in anticipation.

She confirmed my wild hypothesis. "Let's see...." Mind you, this was not found on someone's laptop, but on a corporate file server. I was quite taken aback, since I figured in this day-and-age, no one would be that careless.

Surely enough, there were some images of two younger women, completely nude, having strap-on sex in a hotel room. By the way, they were both shaved, and having a good time with it.

The game was afoot. Just who did these pictures belong to? Fortunately, there was more evidence. My office-mate was busily emailing her IT Operations counterpart with the full UNC (pun intended?) path to our source of amusement.

Most of the pictures were of the same (hot) girl posing with various other "working" girls. Unfortunately, no one was recognized as an employee. Then, we finally got to one! It was one of our salesmen; he should have stayed behind the camera lens.

But why store these on our server? Was he afraid his wife would find them?

It was a good theory, until we found out that it was his wife in the pictures!

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