Where You Work...

...is an extension of where you live! I used to have a saying:

"Treat your work as well as you treat your home."

For the people that drink the coffee but never make it, you are a bunch of fucking Free-Riders, and your mommy is not here to keep you serviced with coffee, so take the fucking 30 seconds to make some and keep us from mother-fucking you behind your back, because we are!

For the people that leave their dirty shit in the sink even though there's a dishwasher 2 feet away, and generally fail to keep common areas clean, I am revising my saying:

Treat this place way fucking better than you treat your own home

because your spouse is not here to clean up after your lazy ass! And you better believe the people who are bitching about you behind your back about the coffee situation are getting you on this one too!

If you're down with this, you will probably like my "Walk Like You Drive" theory...